Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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