she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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