Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Randomize
