I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
In other news, I just burned my penis
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
