Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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