Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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