Will you blow on my dice?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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