whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
