Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
send nudes
from the living room?
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