can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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