in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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