Me. At least after what I've been through.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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