so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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