Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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