I need help removing her.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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