its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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