I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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