Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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