I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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