It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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