But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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