At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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