Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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