i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
