Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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