New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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