do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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