dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
