You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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