My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
it's like iHOP with fire
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
