What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Are we still banned from the library?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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