Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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