I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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