Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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