i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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