Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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