i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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