If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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