Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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