i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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