She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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