Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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