Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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