Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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