God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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