Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Who died my cat blue again?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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