idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
