you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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