I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
