ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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