I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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