Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
