it wasn't lemon gatorade
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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