Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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