I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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