I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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